Gawker’s Mobutu Sese Seko explains why you should vote for Obama despite how mediocre his job performance has been, and why Mitt Romney may not be the worst person ever, but he certainly is not someone who you want in charge of the launch codes or anything else that matters:
Mitt Romney, a cipher who calls to mind the venial, sniping entitlement of Frank Burns from M*A*S*H and a Hawkeye quip from early in that series: “Someone ought to tear him down and put up a human being.” Romney’s campaign was an egregious concatenation of lies, and his advisors admitted as much on more than one occasion. He attempted to cravenly bullshit his way to the most powerful job in the world, and he did so with such disdain for voters that he straight-up said, My strategy is to lie to your dumb ass.
Read the whole thing. Its giggletastic and, of course, on point. I’ll be happy when this election is over and done with and I will happily revel in the hand wringing and excuse making of jackasses like Erick Erickson who for months now have been claiming that America wants and needs a true conservative in the White House (when is the last time that happened). Once the “America is a Center-Right” country doggerel is buried 12 feet underground and the idiotic pronunciations of unqualified asshats like Erick Erickson and his ilk are retired the country will be a better place.